Guilty Pleasures is a club where the spirit of umbrella-era Rihanna downs shots with Whitney Houston, while Taylor Swift doesn’t stop moving to the funky funky beat with S Club 7 and Katy Perry loses it over the fact that Backstreet is back, all right? Not actually, but you know what we mean.

Guys, we’re all in this together. So throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care and let that POP music course through your veins well into the night.